Impossible Things Productions
1270 Frances St. V6A 1Z5 Vancouver, BC, Canada

FOLKS! Do we have a treat for you! Feast your earballs and eyeholes on this, the first entry in Impossible Things Productions' own THE IMPOSSIBLE GUIDE TO THE GALAXY! In this humorous, cynical, Douglas-Adams-flavored look at a popular topic, we see what the Impossible Guide to the Galaxy has to say about "Money".... Spread the word! If this tickles folk the right way, there will be more of these!

The 2nd place winner was in part an Impossible Thing! Enjoy!

Hey everyone! Take a look at the first ever Impossible Things music video! THIS IS QUARANTINE!

UPDATE: The actual character parts are filled, but we can always use some more ensemble. If you're interested, drop me a line. WHO'S BORED AND WANTS TO SING? I certainly am. So Impossible Things is going to try An Experiment! I have written a parody of "This Is Halloween" from The Nightmare Before Christmas, all about our current situation: 'This Is Quarantine', and I want you to help me sing it!...Continue reading

Photography by @knickford.photography / Kathryn Nickford

Photos from our first show on October 10th

Photos from our first show! Photography by Kathryn Nickford @knickford.photography

Tremble! Quiver! O delicious guests, vibrate in every way you can for BLOOD BATH & BEYOND'S roster of terrifying, petrifying, stupefying TALENT! Do not miss this, you will regret it to the bitter end of your days. Don't worry if you don't have the guts to come... we brought extra...

Oh yes... there will be blood! Major Productions and Impossible Things Productions are happy to announce we are taking pitches for our splatterhouse cabaret BLOOD BATH & BEYOND! Have a killer clown act? Juggle limbs? Swallow swords - the hard way? Or just like singing in the rain OF BLOOD? We want to hear from you! Paid shows on October 10th and 17th. Send pitches to [email protected] (Not sure if your idea fits? Send it in! We're interested in any bloody good entertainment... accent on the 'bloody', mwahaha.)