Seeley Beach Club
15 Shandon Ave K2J4E1 Ottawa, ON, Canada

My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, "Everyone just eats it."

Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.