The Dime

'We all know the increasingly bad performance of their schools isn’t enough to prepare them for the experience of having opportunities closed off to them. So we’re deciding to give them a head start by letting them see doors locking in their face before it becomes a permanent condition.’

' It is that ungodly Fethullah Gulen... It is the latest diabolical maneuver from this traitor, to make even an innocent kebab a tool of his business. ...There is no stomach ache, declared the AKP newsletter, No car accident, and no malfunctioning toilet which does not have this Satan’s emissary at the bottom of it. '

The federal department in charge of creating a single email-system for the Government of Canada is turning to US Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton after the project facing further delays with the roll out.

The United Kingdom’s new Prime Minister Theresa May has denied that she was trying to eat David Cameron’s 12-year-old daughter, whom the former Prime Minister left behind at the PM’s official residence after a mix-up with his wife Samantha.