Arkane Works
10136 128 Ave unit 104 T8V 1E9 Grande Prairie, AB, Canada
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Locality: Grande Prairie, Alberta
Phone: +1 780-532-9336
Address: 10136 128 Ave unit 104 T8V 1E9 Grande Prairie, AB, Canada
Website: arkaneworks.com/
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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening ...to the bells. Sarah's favourite rooster, old Bill, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Bill's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah's amazement, old Bill had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Bill, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Bill the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old Bill was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention? Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells!
OLD JOKE ? (WAY TOO TRUE) APPLICABLE TODAY AS WELL....
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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
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