Cheeselets

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What did we do to deserve potatoes, they're so versatile and useful. They last ages and just take all the shit we throw at them and turn it into something beautiful.

as they say, a- *he's gone.*

Was I shat into existence purely to work until I die or is there more meaning to life? I want a life where eating in bed doesn’t leave crumbs

Woke up to multiple missed phone calls and people banging on the front door. Turns out some polish lad just passed out hammered in my front garden. Is that really worth waking me up over? Just let the man kip bro