Brantford Grinch

Don’t forget, tonight from 5-8pm (unless I get REALLY annoyed and leave early) I’ll be wandering Locke St S in Hamilton, near Bitten on Locke! Found out the hard way that it’s not a place I can bite people and get away with it... Apparently they sell cupcakes and whatever a Whoopie is....

So, it looks like I get a second chance at the big man himself! Erica has invited me back this coming Thursday to start looking for him in downtown Hamilton. Come down to Bitten on Locke (219 Locke st South, for all you people too lazy to look it up) to help me find the fat guy!! I got him last year, but he got me with a cheap eye-gouge, then ran away and disappeared!! So I’m going down to look for him again, and I won’t rest until I do!!! Or until my feet start to hurt.... Or until I get bored...

I stole Christmas from the fat guy, now it’s time to take over Halloween!! Sorry, Jack, there’s a new Pumpkin King!! Get ready for Grinch-oween!!! (I’m working on the name...)

Ok kids, only 1.5hrs til story time, so get your grubby little paws ready for bed, already! Your parents are hoping for a quiet, relaxing night, seeing as how this is the ONLY one all year you actually WANT to get to bed on time for, being all excited for the fat, cheerful, jolly guy to show up....

Had a great visit with Cristian and Shawdi’s little one! In case you were wondering, pinching, pulling hair, and hanging a baby by their feet are NOT ways to get them to smile for a picture. But I didn’t want them to smile, anyway, so we’re good!! (Side note: for all the haters, these were staged and perfectly timed, and no babies were actually harmed in the taking of these pictures...)

All you GOOD girls and boys should tune in tomorrow to hear my new story. I wrote it myself!

Alright, listen up! I’m going to get a haircut at House of Hair, on Conklin rd, RIGHT NOW, and I don’t want ANYONE to bug me doing it! Every single time I get a trim people harass me, so this time I’m telling you all not to!! I’m not asking, I’m demanding, to stay away!!! https://www.facebook.com/houseofhairbrantford/