Bridget's Salon
2900 Norwell Dr. V9T 1x3 Nanaimo, BC, Canada

A country preacher decided to skip service one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting.As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear,sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside .His rifle went one way , and he went the other,landing on a rock and breaking both legs.That was the good news .The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging at him ,and he couldn't move."Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed," I'm so sorry fo...r skipping services today to come out here and hunt.Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me.Please,Lord !" That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees , clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet: "Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive...." lol See more

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord,USA, they decided to send it to President Obama.The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said:Dear Lord, Thank-you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington,DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.00. lol

A blonde ,brunette and a redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition.The brunette came in first, the redhead second.The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted.After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked ,"I don't want to complain,but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms". haha

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding . As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps,then stop and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side.While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.And so it went-step,step,ROAR,step step ,ROAR-all the way down the aisle.As you can imagine ,the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.The little boy ,however ,was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing,and was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.When asked what he was doing ,the child sniffed back his tears and said," I was being the ring bear". lol

There was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart,much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days", she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boys arse.While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs."You were right all along honey", the old man says ,"I finally did fart my guts out , but by the grace of God, and these two fingers ,I managed to push'em back in!" lol lol