Calamity J

Total domination...missed it by 500 years.

I had an "aha!" moment just now while washing dishes. It hit me - I hate washing dishes. Mind blown yet freed at the same time.

And I'm really not that funny, only when compared to my other 'gifts' does it appear like a goodie.

You know you're getting old when you take more than the recommended dose of Tums due to heartburn and declare yourself a 'badass' for it.