COMYX at ONYX: Live Comedy at ONYX Nightclub Guelph
12 Wyndham st. N N1H3A2 Guelph, ON, Canada

...is this thing on? Wake up, COMYX has somethin cookin. News will be poppin out the oven soon!

TONIGHT! Jason Allen headlines COMYX, featuring Kyle Patan! With the comedic excellence of: Tim Nicholson AJ Bate... Alex Dineley and Doug Koning! HOSTED BY ME, DANA Free entry!!!! 8pm doors!!! Show at 9 ishhh!!!! Onyx Nightclub Guelph!!!! see u later.

BREAKING NEWS: COMYX IS BACK THIS SATURDAY! Don't miss our first quarantine show, it's going to be sweet! We miss you. AUGUST 22, 2020 - 8PM DOORS... Featuring: Sashka DC Mike Payne Ben McKay Jason DogLeash AND MORE! Hosted by Dana CK $7/person, group rates for 5+ people! Reserve tickets: www.onyxnightclubguelph.com SEE YOU THERE!

...is this thing on? Wake up, COMYX has somethin cookin. News will be poppin out the oven soon!

Hey Guelph! We’re gonna be taking a break for a little bit to recalibrate and figure some shit out. We love ya. Who’s we? It’s me, I love ya. See ya soon, bitches.

TONIGHT! Jason Allen headlines COMYX, featuring Kyle Patan! With the comedic excellence of: Tim Nicholson AJ Bate... Alex Dineley and Doug Koning! HOSTED BY ME, DANA Free entry!!!! 8pm doors!!! Show at 9 ishhh!!!! Onyx Nightclub Guelph!!!! see u later.

Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who came out to support the first timers on Wednesday!! It was an awesome show, and we had some special guests show up to do some time after the open mic! Give it up for our beginners of the evening for trying something new! Anthony Schmanthony, Greg Paolone, Brock Picken, Anthony Francica and Aidan East - you all did so well! Thanks also to my buddies who were conveniently available to do a spot - Bryan Johnston, Lindsay Endersby, Maria Nicole and Ben McKay. I love you guys. Biggest thanks to ONYX for having us again. Word on the street is that one year of ONYX is approaching! Come celebrate with us on February 19 with Jason Allen.

TONIGHT! ONYX in Guelph hosts its first ever comedy open mic, in the spirit of the new year's potential! Open to beginner comics or first-time jokesters. Come get a feel for what it's like to pour your heart out to drunk idiots and not see a dime for your time. I can't stress this enough, please do not wait until Amy Schumer has to wear leather again for you to get the courage to try this. And if you're better than me you're immediately cancelled. Love you so much, so excite...d for this, COME SUPPORT AN EMERGING ARTIST TONIGHT! IT'S FREE, NO EXCUSES! Come to this or you're cancelled too. Doors at 8 List up at 8:30 NO COVER BRING DARTS xo

In one week, you could be on the ONYX stage trying out some jokes you’ve been too nervous to perform! Don’t wait until Amy Schumer wears leather again to get the courage to do it, just come to the COMYX at ONYX New Years Resolution show! Sign up by messaging Dana CK or show up at the show. Wednesday Jan 22, 8pm doors. 12 Wyndham st N. Bring your friends. It’s free. Bring your mom. I have an abortion joke that I think she’ll love.... https://facebook.com/events/s/comyx-4-new-years-resolution/620243165400960/?ti=icl