EVAN TYLER

My friend Tyrone used to call on my phone/ ask me if I wanna' roam to his Roberts Plaza home/

when I was 14 years old I afforded booze sippingtons/ 21 pushin' 32 on some smooth jazz Rippingtons

I eat dim sum just to keep it copacetic/ visit Parkdale and you might get Michael Dented

In 1994 I sported LA gear sneakers/ today I mix rap cocktails in weird beakers/

digging through the vault of the CBC cult when I halt cause the pulp tastes strong like a malt

I cry like a panda in a cage at zoo/ flingin’ poo at all of you cause the world is a loo