Flossie The Elf

Flossie, the elf who won't stay on the shelf, has been living in denial. As you can see, she is quite shocked, when looking at that dial.... She really thinks the dial is wrong, and she's a good lil elf. We'll have to see what Santa thinks. He'll put her on her shelf !

Flossie the elf who won't stay on the shelf, Get back on the shelf...I'm done talking ! Christmas is close now yes I must agree. But too early to dig in the stocking!... Get back on your shelf now you silly old elf, and at least try for once to be good. You'll only be with us a couple more days, So just act like a sweet lil elf should.

Flossie, the elf who won't stay on the shelf, Is up to her antics again. I found her up in our good neighbour's yard, trying to open his van.... She said there's no reason to go to the store, She could just grab some coffees to share. When I asked why she thought she could buy from the van, She said "cuz it's written right there !"

Flossie, the elf who won't stay on the shelf, And Buddy, are paying the price. Buddy is working at Timmy's today And Flossie is just being nice. ... So I thought that today is a good time to pause, amidst all the hustle and fuss, And remember the One whom the whole thing's about, And of what He went through. All for us.

Flossie, the elf who won't stay on the shelf, and Buddy, the other lil sprite.... look like they were partying in the wee hours. instead of tucked in for the night.... When I went to bed, they were both sound asleep, (or that's what I thought ) in their beds. But, this morning, they're both taking pain killing meds, and putting cold cloths on their heads. Their eyes look a little bit seedy right now, and they both really reek of stale beer. But, it looks like I'm gonna have such a good day, cuz it's gonna be quiet round here.