Gords of Marpole

this is gonna be a big year, this year weve decided that mini vans are comin back....but we build bad ass mini vans with sandal racks and beard trimming stations. we'll see you at burning man. we'll be rockin the ghb caravan....

Gordo needs a new tube for his ten speed and we didnt have enough for a 15pack and the tyre so, we'll be vandalising childrens gardens along the railroad tracks and later were gonna have a fire by the dog beach and yell obscenities at the golfers. Hopefully our parents and inlaws that are hacking away dont realize its us, their sons of marpole, the GORDS OF MARPOLE!!!

we gotta wash a half tonne of shitty blood money right meow!!!! anyone need their dishes did? trash taken out? spare cans?? cant call momma gord until weve exhausted all our options. can we borrow yer gas receipts please. please. please.....oh. fuk

we couldnt scrape up the cash to re-open the Wild Coyote so instead we're just gonna get gord sr's wife to get the twins out by the barrel fire in the parking lot then were going for fish and chips at pickwicks. oh wait thats gone too. win win. Gords are gonna have a weiner roast at the coyote barrel fire spot!!

All the GORDS had a meeting and decided that for our Spring/summer line this year we're gonna throw a little special extra product into the catalogue.....razor scooters. limited edition GORDS RAZOR SCOOTERS JUST IN!!!!!! All our kids already got theirs. Gord jr. has em for sale at his moms basement in back of the cement plant. And if you act now well throw in a free bag of our limited edition GORDS man lotions!!! wow! what a deal!!! also keep yours eyes out for our new book coming soon: "GORDS: The How-to guide for spending your trust fund on stomped cocaine and Shallow meaningless friendships"...woot woot for the GORDS!!!!!!!