Greens and Beans Deli
143 Columbia St. E V3L3V9 New Westminster, BC, Canada

The little car getting charged up for a busy day

Some of the dogs that you all helped me feed.

177 of these bags have been sent to animal aware. Thank you everyone who contributed.

Story about momma green!

Good Morning Just a reminder that we have autographed "No Soup for You" pictures of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi if anyone is interested. They are $20.00... Today is "National Diatomaceous Earth Day" ???? Today's Special Corned Beef Sandwich with Soup or Salad 7.50 The Soups Cabbage Roll Chipolte Corn Chowder Split Pea with Ham Wicked Thai Chicken Russian Borscht What's green and sits crying in the corner? The Incredible Sulk What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint That's it..........two stupid jokes That's all she wrote.............Good Morning Just a reminder that we have autographed "No Soup for You" pictures of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi if anyone is interested. They are $20.00 Today is "National Diatomaceous Earth Day" ???? Today's Special Corned Beef Sandwich with Soup or Salad 7.50 The Soups Cabbage Roll Chipolte Corn Chowder Split Pea with Ham Wicked Thai Chicken Russian Borscht What's green and sits crying in the corner? The Incredible Sulk What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint That's it..........two stupid jokes That's all she wrote.............

Good Morning Today is "National Toasted Marshmallow Day" Today's Special... Grilled Turkey and Muenster Cheese Sandwich with Soup or Salad 7.50 The Soups Vegetable Russian Borscht Chipolte Corn Chowder Wicked Thai Chicken CHILI Made scones Making chocolate cake - 3 bucks a slice A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 miles per hour. Where did they meet? In jail! As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block. All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly. They glared at us with looks of disgust. Suddenly we realized why.......we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them. What kind of exercises do lazy people do? Diddley squats That's all she wrote...........

Good Morning Well, I went to a movie after work yesterday. It was so hot in here that I just wanted to go somewhere and cool down. The only movie showing at Landmark Theatre that I half wanted to see was "The Assassins Bodyguard". Before I tell you about the movie I have to comment on the seating in this theatre. If you haven't been there lately you will be in for a pleasant surprise. ALL the seats are Lazy Boys. You press the button and the seats go back and the leg re...sts come up. It is heaven. I had nachos with extra fake cheese, my pop, my chocolate bar and my feet up. What could be better than that? A good movie maybe? SPOILER ALERT This was the movie in a nutshell. Boom boom, crash crash, bang bang, witty conversation, crash, bang, boom, crash, bang, boom, witty conversation, crash, boom, bang, bang, crash boom, witty conversation...........THE END. I give it 2 sandwiches out of 5 Today's Special Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwich with Soup or Salad 7.50 The Soups Vegetable Russian Borscht Chipolte Corn Chowder Cream of Tomato Wicked Thai Chicken Hot strawberry white chocolate scones coming out of the oven right now! Today is "National Ride the Wind Day" What happens when the fog disperses in California? UCLA What do you need to visit Death Valley? Dental records I was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day day when I saw a father playing golf with three little kids. "Who's winning?" I asked cheerfully. "I am" said one. "No, I am" said another. "No" the father said "their mother is!" That's all she wrote..........

Good Morning How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it... How do you organize a solar eclipse party? You planet What's the most famous painting of an eclipse? The Moona Lisa Today's Special Black Forest Ham and Cheese Sandwich with Soup or Salad 7.50 The Soups Cabbage Roll Russian Borscht Wicked Thai Chicken Vegetable CHILI Savanah Wrap for $5.50 = Chicken Salad, Bacon, Avocado, Lettuce, Tomato, Bacon in a wrap Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees Help! I have met a Syrian refugee woman who is desperately in need of some dental work. She is suffering greatly. Is there a dentist in my reading audience that can help her out? I am willing to kick in some money to help. Or do any of you have a kind dentist that you can recommend? Let me know. That's all she wrote...........

Good Morning All Today's Special Tuna Melt with Soup or Salad 7.50... The Soups Russian Borscht Wicked Thai Chicken Vegetable Italian Wedding Chicken with Rice Another Special Mile High Club for $7.25 Made strawberry white chocolate scones - 1.50 A pile of peanut butter squares - 2.50 each Fruit Trays - 3.95 The teacher was giving her class of 7 year olds a nature history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?" One child was ready with the answer. "They don't have a union." An old guy working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said. "I think you should try the ATM in the lobby" That's all she wrote.................. -- Greens & Beans 143 COLUMBIA ST E NEW WESTMINSTER BC V3L 3V9 (604) 777-0998

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Good Morning Well, I feel back to normal. There was so much work leading up to the Fundraiser. But it was all worth it! Yesterday I went to TD and donated $5000. to the Red Cross and I am waiting for CDART (Canadian Disaster Animal Response Team) to pick up their $1000. They have been working tirelessly to help the animals affected by the wildfires and are worthy of some of the proceeds from the fundraiser. My son (and co-owner) and I would like to thank everyone that con...tributed to this event. We couldn't have done it without you. Today's Special Grilled Muenster Cheese Sandwich with Soup or Salad 6.95 The Soups Vegetable Italian Wedding Cabbage Roll Chipolte Corn Chowder Wicked Thai Chicken The math teacher saw that Fearghal wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said. "Fearghal what are 7 and 2 and 28 and 44?" Fearghal quickly replied, "ABC, CBS, HBO and the History Channel" A guy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said "shingles". So she took down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurses aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "shingles". So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he had. "shingles. She gave him a blood test and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said "shingles". The doctor said "Where?". He replied, "Outside on the truck, where do you want them?" that's all she wrote........