greg

*posting since this page wont let me add a description* WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS: if you have already familiarized yourself with greg you are awarded 5 GOLD stars, 2 of which stars awarded for your cunning wits, 2 for beautiful looks and 1 for your lavish awkward skills. if you have not already familiarized yourself with greg, here is your opportunity to be awarded 5 GOLD stars...and be the most beautiful AND smartest person in every room blessed by your inhabitance.... SELF DIAGNOSIS: greg is a sloth back pack that was started in 2017 by Artisan Emma... over time many have become increasingly infected with greg fever. symptoms often include: shrieking everytime you see a greg or even a sloth of any sort for that matter talking in cryptics being awkward being smart AND beautiful shouting: "greg" everytime you see a sloth accumulating monetary funds in your savings account specifically for greg being stunningly good looking wondering where to store your tiny items when flailing your arms daydreaming your perfect greg obsessively scrolling through photos of Greg's ONLINE telling your friend Greg about gregs tagging your comrades in greg content ONLINE saying: "I NEED greg" writing about greg in your diary feeling the ever encroaching impending loneliness WASTE REDUCTION: made from only the most luxurious and precious reused, reclaimed and recycled materials greg was borned into this tiny world. GREG COMMUNITY: for those of you who are proud adoptive parents, this page is a safe space of which you can share photos, memoirs, questions and tips. it is also a place to connect with other greg parents. greg was created with the intention of connecting a community of awkward and endearing folx. greg was created with a strong belief in keeping quality vintage, funky, one of a kind fabrics out of the spoopy ~ l a n d f i l l s ~ of which are often filled to the brim with fast fashion. greg is slow fashion, hand made by one person out of Studio Curious in Powell River .