University of Welch Students' Union
Welch House, 6 Hoskin Avenue M5S4H8 Toronto, ON, Canada

Esteemed Gentlemen and Alumni of VVelch House, I hope this finds you well-endowed and free of the scurvy epidemic that is currently ravaging our fair house. The government is shut down, Brexit is nigh and the Quad fence has just passed its fourth day without a workplace casualty - a new record! In other news, we're doing ties this year! What fun. Sadly the quota system imposed by the communist British tie manufacturer William Turner refuses to accept orders of less than 50 ...units, and even with the new triple, double and Worm Corral, we only have just shy of thirty interested buyers. We thus turn to YOU! If you want a snazzy VVelch tie to rep your old floor at the bank/law firm/Parliament/Skull and Bones meeting, shoot Heap of Crap Jason Patrick or Dean of VVelch Nicholas Ferreira a text message and/or sext massage to say so. Price is around $30 and they're made of silk. The payment system will be set up once we get 50 interested buyers. Stay moist, VVelch Haus 2018/2019

The Welch Calendar raised $700 to Stella’s Place in Toronto. Thank you to the Gentlemen of Welch for participating and for the students of Trinity College, University of Toronto for making a difference towards youth mental health programs. Looking forward to this tradition continuing next year