Jared Morrison

This one goes out to Louise, Tanya, Carrie and Erin. They know why. ERRANDS GOT KAYLEE - I, JERDE MORSEN, CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! Your challenge, if you choose to rise to it, is to give us your best lip-sync somehow involving a banana (....oh Lordy..... That could go sideways I know, but I trust ya) within the next week. ... ARE YOU IN SISTER?!

OKKKKKKKAAAAAYYY HERE WE GO! (Part 2! What's up, The Facebook? Why you delete my first video? Why you hef to be mad?) My Official-Pull-Out-The-Stops-Live-Audition-Vid-For-Expansion-Live-Platinum-Coast-Mens-Retreat-In-Barbados! (I make no apologies for my prolific use of hyphens #ormyoverindulgenceinhashtagswhichhasalwaysbeensemiironicalafterafriendtoldmeineededtocoinahashtag #andthus #hashtagbobashtagwasborn). Anyway! Hear what The Expansion Project is all about, why I’d lov...e to be a part of it again and what I’d be speaking about. Here are all the Linky-Links you are gonna need or want to know about: http://www.theexpansionproject.ca/barba (For the dudes) http://www.theexpansionproject.ca/cayma (Admittance criteria: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice) Join The Expansionists Group on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/theexpansionists/ In the comments, please name your favourite charity you'd like to see The Expansion Project support! Oh. and uh, feel free to share the heck outta this little video here! Sean Tyler Foley and I have a friendly rivalry to see who can get their vid to 5k views first ;-) Good luck to all the other entrants! #ExpansionBarbados #theExpansionProject #Expansionwassoniceidliketodoittwice #expandonmyfriends #shareonmyfriends #jerryvsthefacebook #jerryvstheinternets #jerryvstechnologyingeneral #believeitornotiusedtoworkinITsoidontknowwhatgives #hashtagbobashtag #jerryboberry

NEW CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Gonna smack this one down too like so much used whatever! "Get Jacked With Jerry!" I'm serious. That's a real name for this venture THAT I DID NOT COME UP WITH. (You can thank Jenn Widney for that suggestion!) ... The gauntlet has been thrown down, and not one to back away from a challenge (a contest, furthermore, as there's a chance for me to win something at the end - a VIP ticket for Transformation Weekend with Erin Skye Kelly), I wanna crush this sucker! And I want you to crush it with me. If I end up winning, I will have my own draw for a bodacious treat for those who came along with me. The video has all the deets, obviously, so have a little looky-loo. If you're looking for an accountability partner for your fitness, I'll be your huckleberry. 587-437-9519 are my digits.

YOUR MOVE GOLBY

YOU'RE GONNA SPIT NAILS, KID! LIKE THE GUY SAID YOU'RE GONNA EAT LIGHTNING AND YOU'RE GONNA CRAP THUNDER! I don't know what you've gone and done, Golby, but Hector's getting ready for something. #hellhathnofurylikeflorascorned #iseeyourvanessacarltonandraiseya #yourmovecommagolby