John's Meat Shop
28 Pine St S L2V 3L2 Thorold, ON, Canada

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A little boy, maybe six years old, comes into John's Meat Shop one day, peeks over the counter, and says to John: "Hey, Mr.! Can I get a bag of oranges?" John laughs. "My dear boy, this is a ~ butcher's ~ shop! You can't get ~ oranges ~ here!"... The boy looks confused, scratches his head, looks at the ceiling, holds up a finger as if about to say something, but then runs out. The next day, John is tidying up behind the counter, when, suddenly, a voice calls out: "Hey, Mr.! Do you have oranges today?" John is a little startled, having not heard anyone come in, but chuckles when he looks down and finds the same little boy peering over the counter. "No, no oranges, my dear boy! Why... this is a ~ butcher's ~ shop! We don't have ~ oranges ~ here!" Again, the boy looks confused, scratches his head, looks at the ceiling, holds up a finger as if about to say something, but then runs out. ... That evening John tells his wife about the little boy, and, the following morning, as he's about to walk out the door, she hands him a bag of oranges and gives him a wink. Well... he can't help but laugh at the thought of surprising the boy with the bag of oranges and laughs several more times on his walk to work. Most of the day passes, but the boy does not appear. As 5:00 PM approaches, John cashes out what he assumes is the last customer of the day, but, as he's counting cash at the register, John looks down and sees the boy peering over the counter again. "Ah! My dear boy! I have your bag of oranges!" And John motions to the bag of oranges he had carried to work that morning. "Gee, thanks," said the little boy, "but what I need now is apples..." John looks confused, scratches his head, looks at the ceiling, holds up a finger as if about to say something, but the boy continues... "Yeah... apples, Mr.! 'Cause I already got some oranges from the shoe store down the street." #ApplesAndOranges #OrangesAndApples #JokeOfTheDay