Krista Becker Comedy

So excited for this!!

I just ordered my booze...I was pretending to talk to someone so they don't think I'm a raging alcoholic...I just ordered my booze...I was pretending to talk to someone so they don't think I'm a raging alcoholic...

So we don’t forget.... Today is Monday, April 27, 2020 - We are at 45 days of social isolation. - The Canadian dollar is worth $ 0.69 US, 0.56 pound and 0....64 euro - Schools have been closed since mid March and are teaching remotely on-line. This will continue for the rest of the school year. - There are lines / tapes inside the stores to keep people 6 feet apart. - Bars and restaurants only for home delivery & pick-up. - Parks, beaches and walk-in places are not accessible to the public. - All sports competitions have been cancelled. - All festivals and entertainment events have been banned. - Weddings, family celebrations and birthdays have been cancelled. Funerals limited to 5-10 people. - People are doing drive-by parades to celebrate birthdays! - Young kids can’t understand why they can only see grandparents & other extended family and friends on a screen or thru a window if someone visits in person. - Hugs and kisses are not given. - The churches are closed or online. - We have to stay away from each other more than a meter. - Shortage of masks and gloves in hospitals. - There are fewer ventilators than there should be. - People are wearing masks, some places even REQUIRE that you wear them to enter! People are even making their own masks for sale or donation to medical facilities! - Toilet paper, hand sanitizer, antibacterial wipes and anything Lysol or Clorox is in short supply and limited per person.... IF you can even find them! - Stores are closing early to disinfect everything. (24 hour stores are even closing by 9pm) - Store check outs, pharmacies and even fast food drive thru windows have added plexiglass between employee and customer. Have to reach around or under to pay! - You can't find isopropyl alcohol easily. .. supply per person is limited. - Canada, Australia, USA and Europe have closed their borders. - No one is travelling for leisure. Airports empty. Tourism has the worst crisis in history. Why do I post this? Next year & then every year after, this status will appear in my Facebook memories feed. And it will be an annual reminder that life is precious & that nothing should be taken for granted. We are where we are with what we have. Let's be grateful. This text is anonymous, it's not mine, but I copied because I want to remember it too. See more