Kristos Vagenas

HOLY FUCKIN FUCK OF ME BEATING THE LIVIN SHIT OUTTA MYSELF LIKE I BEAT MY FUCKIN MEAT EVERY FUCKIN DAY CUZ THATS WHAT I DO BEST CUZ I SUCK AT EVERTHING ELSE IN LIFE CUZ I AM A QUOTE ON QUOTE A MEAT BEATER, SINCE QUARANTINE IVE HAD SO MUCH TIME INDOORS, IVE MASTERED THE ART OF BEATIN MY DICK TO THE POINT WHERE EVERYTIME I BEAT IT I CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND SEX, THATS RIGHT BITCH, THROUGH EVERY NUT THAT TRAVELS THROUGH A BUTT, I TRAVEL THROUGH THE DIMENSIONS OF OUR MASSIVE T...ITTY FUCKIN MELON UNIVERSE BABY! IM SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COCK SUCKIN BITCH BABY!!! I STOMPED A MASSIVE ORIGINAL HARD COMBO BABY! I STOMPED MY FIRST EVER JSTEP GAINER MISLEG COINDROP NO HANDED POP UP MISLEG BTWIST2 BABY!!!!! YAAAAAAA!!!! THIS WAS HARD AS TITTIES BABY! I FUCKIN LOVE TRICKING SO FUCKING MUCH!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO STOMP DUBDUB AND 212 BABY! PANDEMIC DON'T MEAN SHIT BABY WE OUT HERE SUCCEEDING AND MAKIN OUR DREAMS CUM HARD AND TRU MOTHA FUCKA!!!! PASSION AND SEXALICIOUS SEXYNESS!!! ARE THE SECRET INGREDIENT TO LIFE BITCH!!!! BABY! I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THIS TO MISLEG DUB B TWIST AND MISLEG BFUCKIN3 DADDY!!!! BITCH! HARD WORK BABY EISKEETIT FOLLOW YOUR FUCKIN PASSION YO LET'S GET IT DAWGY DAWG JHEEEEZEEE YEEEEE BOI SKRRTT SEXALICIOUS SEXYNESS NO EXCUSES NO LIMITS JUST PASSION AND DREAM CHASIN SEXYNESS EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY! YEEEEEEEE BABY!!!!! THATS RIGHT I TAJE THAT ABUSE FROM MYSELF CUZ IF U CAN TAKE BEATINGS FROM YOURSELF, U CAN TAKE EM FROM ANYONE, JUST LIKE HOW IF U BELIEVE IN YOURSELF OTHERS WILL BELIEVE IN U!!!! IM SUCH A FUCKIN SUCKED UP LOSER DADDY! MAYONAISE IS AN INSTRUMENT SQUIDWARD TESTICLES, ITS ABOUT HOW MUCH DICK U CAN TAKE AND KEEP MOVIN FORWARD BABY! EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY! BABY! #tricking #breakdancing #bboy #backflip #powerlifting #dance #strongman #tricks #fitnessmodel #parkour #fitnessmotivation #freerunning #gymnastics #gymnast #acrobatics #martialarts #martialartist #hardwork #workout #art #taekwondo #torontotricking #tumbling #fitness #bodybuilding #stuntman #athlete #athletics #stunts #superman @harlemglobetrotters @peopleareawesome : Instagram saw it first - @kristosvagenas See more

HOLY FUCKING FUCK OF ME GETTING THAT SUPER SEXY SEXALICIOUS LAST COMBO IN RIGHT BEFORE I RAN OUT OF STORAGE ON MY PHONE BABY!!! THATS RIGHT WE NEVER RUN OUT OF TIME! EVEN WIT JT AND MADONNA SCREAMIN WE ONLY GOT 4 MINUTES! NAW MAN WE GOT INFINITY AND BEYOND THE WORLD WITH SEXY CREAMPIE JIZZ IN A MAGICAL ANAL TRUCK OF TIME BABY! TIME PRIME RYHME CHYME DON'T MEAN SHIT IM A SEXY DUMP TRUCK BITCH!!! FULL OF JIZZ BABY!!!!! I LOVE DICK!!!! RIGHT AFTER I STOMPED MY FIRST EVER TOP... ROCK MACHINE SCOOT MISLEG BTWIST 3 I IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIT TOP ROCK MACHINE SCOOT MISLEG BTWIST 4!!! I WANNA GET 10 BABY!!!!! I WONDER WHAT THE RECORD IS? I FUCKIN LOVE TRICKING SO FUCKING MUCH! SO HAPPY I GOT THIS RIGHT BEFORE I RAN OUT OF STORAGE! I WAS YELLIN AND MY BOY WAS LIKE I GOT IT BUT YOUR NOW OUT OF STORAGE I WAS SO RELIEVED HAHAHA! JUST BEFORE THE CELEBRATION TOO HAHAHA!!! CAN'T WAIT TO STOMP DUBDUB AND 212 BABY!!! PANDEMIC DON'T MEAN SHIT BABY WE OUT HERE SUCCEEDING AND MAKIN OUR DREAMS CUM HARD AND TRU MOTHA FUCKA!!!!! IM SEXALICIOUS BITCH!!!!! HARD WORK BABY EISKEETIT FOLLOW YOUR FUCKIN PASSION YO LET'S GET IT DAWGY DAWG JHEEEEZEEE YEEEEE BOI SKRRTT SEXALICIOUS SEXYNESS NO EXCUSES NO LIMITS JUST PASSION AND DREAM CHASIN SEXYNESS EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!! YEEEEEEEEE BABY!!!!! WE ONLY GOT 4 MINUTES FREKAKAKA 4 MINUTES AYE! FUCK DAT IMMA SEX BOY BABY!!! IM SUCH A FUCKIN LOSER!!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO MISLEG BTWIST10 BABY!!!!!! EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!! #tricking #breakdancing #bboy #backflip #powerlifting #dance #strongman #tricks #fitnessmodel #parkour #fitnessmotivation #freerunning #gymnastics #gymnast #acrobatics #martialarts #martialartist #hardwork #workout #art #taekwondo #torontotricking #tumbling #fitness #bodybuilding #stuntman #athlete #athletics #stunts #superman @harlemglobetrotters @peopleareawesome : Instagram saw it first - @kristosvagenas See more

HOLY FUCKING FUCK OF ME LOVING SEX SO FUCKIN MUCH THAT WHENEVER IM AT A BAR I ALWAYS ORDER A COCKTAIL EVEN THO I DON'T EVEN DRINK, I JUST LOVE SHIT WIT THE WORD COCK IN IT BABY! ITS FUCKIN MAGICAL SEMEN TO MY EARS BABY!!!!!! IM A SEXY DISGUSTING PIG BABY!!!!! SUPER SIZE ME SEXUALLY BABY!!!! I STOMPED MY FIRST EVER MISLEG BTWIST3 FROM MACHINE SCOOT SETUP BABY!!!! I DEFINITELY WANNA TRY MISLEG DUB BTWIST ONCE I GROW THE MASSIVE TESTICLES I NEED DADDY! AND MISLEG BTWIST SWI...NG DUB CORK!!!! FUNNY THING WAS I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSE TO WORK ON THIS AT SESH, I ROLLED MY RIGHT ANKLE PRETTY GOOD IN THE BEGINNING AND I STILL WANTED TO TRAIN AND BOOM MISLEG PR FOR ME BABY!!!! I FUCKIN LOVE TRICKING SO FUCKING MUCH!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO DUBDUB AND 212!!!! PANDEMIC DON'T MEAN SHIT BABY WE OUT HERE SUCCEEDING AND MAKIN OUR DREAMS CUM HARD AND TRU MOTHA FUCKA!!!! ITS ALL ABOUT PASSION BABY!!! HARD WORK BABY EISKEETIT FOLLOW YOUR FUCKIN PASSION YO LET'S GET IT DAWGY DAWG JHEEEEZEEE YEEEEE BOI SKRRTT SEXALICIOUS SEXYNESS NO EXCUSES NO LIMITS JUST PASSION AND DREAM CHASIN SEXYNESS EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!! YEEEEE BABY!!!!!! IM SUCH A FUCKIN LOSER, HOLES IN MY PANTS CUZ MY DICK POPS RIGHT THREW THEM, AND I CAN'T AFFORD NEW ONES CUZ IM A BROKE ASS BITCH BABY!!!!!! I FUCKIN LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!! IM UGLY BABY!!!!! EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!!!! #tricking #breakdancing #bboy #backflip #powerlifting #dance #strongman #tricks #fitnessmodel #parkour #fitnessmotivation #freerunning #gymnastics #gymnast #acrobatics #martialarts #martialartist #hardwork #workout #art #taekwondo #torontotricking #tumbling #fitness #bodybuilding #stuntman #athlete #athletics #stunts #superman @harlemglobetrotters @peopleareawesome : Instagram saw it first - @kristosvagenas See more

HOLY FUCKING FUCK OF ME GETTING THAT COOCHIE GRIP TIGER STRENGTH SO HARD ITS LIKE ME TAKING FLINTSTONE VITAMINS AND GOING YABADABADOOOO!!!!! MOTHA FUCKA! I FUCKIN LOVE FLINTSTONE VITAMINS BABY! USE TO CRUSH EM UP AND SNORT THEM LIKE COCAINE AS A KID, ALSO DID THAT WITH THE ROCKET CANDIES, I FUCKIN LOVE ROCKET FROM GURDIANS OF THE GALAXY, GAMORA IS ALSO SEXY AF!!!! I STOMPED MY FIRST EVER 2-1-0-0!!!! CART MASTERSWIPE POP DUB POP FULL POP FLASH GMS!!!! IM FUCKIN STOMPIN ALL... THESE NEW NUMBERS BABY! FUN FACT, MY DADS A HIGHSCHOOL MATH TEACHER, AND I FAILED MATH 3 TIMES IN HIGHSCHOOL AND LOOK AT ALL THIS SEXYNESS OF NUMBERS IM PULLIN OFF NOW BABY! IM A FUCKIN MATHEMATICIAN AND A GREEK MASTER SEX GOD BITCH!!! I FUCKIN LOVE TRICKING SO FUCKING MUCH! PANDEMIC DON'T MEAN SHIT BABY! WE OUT HERE SUCCEEDING AND MAKIN OUR DREAMS CUM HARD AND TRU MOTHA FUCKA! CAN'T WAIT TO STOMP DUBDUB AND 212 BABY!!!!! ITS ALL ABOUT PASSION! AND CUMMING SO HARD THAT U HALLUCINATE!!!! HARD WORK BABY EISKEETIT FOLLOW YOUR FUCKIN PASSION YO LET'S GET IT DAWGY DAWG JHEEEEZEEE YEEEEE BOI SKRRTT SEXALICIOUS SEXYNESS NO EXCUSES NO LIMITS JUST PASSION AND DREAM CHASIN SEXYNESS EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!! YEEEEEEEE BABY!!!! IM SUCH A FUCKIN LIGHT HEADED LOSER BABY!!!!! UGLIER THAN A MOTHA FUCKA, I BEAT MY DICK TILL I SUCCEED BABY!!!! NOT WHAT A GUY!!! IM THE GUY!!! THATS WHAT I GET FOR BEIN SO SEXY BABY!!!! YEEEEEEE!!!! EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!! #tricking #breakdancing #bboy #backflip #powerlifting #dance #strongman #tricks #fitnessmodel #parkour #fitnessmotivation #freerunning #gymnastics #gymnast #acrobatics #martialarts #martialartist #hardwork #workout #art #taekwondo #torontotricking #tumbling #fitness #bodybuilding #stuntman #athlete #athletics #stunts #superman @harlemglobetrotters @peopleareawesome : Instagram saw it first - @kristosvagenas See more

HOLY FUCKING FUCK OF ME QUAGMIRE AND LOIS HAVING A GIGGITY TOGETHER WITH ME GAGOOGING ON THERE GAGOOGIS WIT SO MUCH GIGGITY ACTION IN BETWEEN THOSE THIGHS MOTHA FUCKA!!! SO MUCH JIZZ ON THAT GIGGITY!!!!!! I WANNA GIGGITY ON THAT URANUS BABY! WIT PETER LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND AND HERBERT THE PERVERT WATCHING WHILE CHRIS IS SLEEPING AND WERE ALL SAYING SHUT UP MEG!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO! BITCH ASS MOTHA FUCKA!!! I STOMPED MY FIRST EVER 2-1-0 FROM CART MSWIPE SETUP! CART MSWIP...E POP DUB POP FULL POP FLASH BABY!!!! I FUCKIN LOVE TRICKING SO FUCKING MUCH!!! ANOTHER 2-1-0 SETUP ADDED TO THE LIST BABY!!! CAN'T WAIT TO STOMP DUBDUB AND 212 MAKIN MY DREAMS CUM HARD AND TRU EVERYDAY BABY!!!! PANDEMIC DON'T MEAN SHIT WE OUT HERE SUCCEEDING AND MAKIN OUR DREAMS CUM HARD AND TRU MOTHA FUCKA!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO DUBDUB!!!! ITS GONNA BE HARD CUZ IM USELESS AS SHIT BUT I BELIEVE IN MYSELF DADDY!!!! BITCH MOTHA FUCKA BABY!!!! HARD WORK BABY EISKEETIT FOLLOW YOUR FUCKIN PASSION YO LET'S GET IT DAWGY DAWG JHEEEEZEEE YEEEEE BOI SKRRTT SEXALICIOUS SEXYNESS NO EXCUSES NO LIMITS JUST PASSION AND DREAM CHASIN SEXYNESS EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!! IM SUCH A FUCKIN LOSER BABY!!! IM LIGHT HEADED AND THATS WHAT I GET CUZ IM SO FUCKIN GOOD IN DA HOOD BABY!!!! COCK IS POWER!!!!!!! RECTANGLES!!!!!!! I FUCKIN SUCK AT LIFE BUT I LOVE MY LIFE BABY!!!!!!!! EISKEETIT JHEEEEZEEE TITTY FUCK THOSE MELONS HOMEBOY!!!! #tricking #breakdancing #bboy #backflip #powerlifting #dance #strongman #tricks #fitnessmodel #parkour #fitnessmotivation #freerunning #gymnastics #gymnast #acrobatics #martialarts #martialartist #hardwork #workout #art #taekwondo #torontotricking #tumbling #fitness #bodybuilding #stuntman #athlete #athletics #stunts #superman @harlemglobetrotters @peopleareawesome : Instagram saw it first - @kristosvagenas See more