Lady Mary and the Marquis van Shyzer

Wherein we ponder an age old question: Who is the sexiest Disney man?

Sure but when *I* use the phrase "social distancing" and insist that everyone stay six feet away from me and cover their face when I enter the room it's "elitist"

If you've already made it to the end of Netflix and are looking for something new to binge, you can now watch the full set from our first 2020 Toronto Sketchfest show in glorious archival, not-meant-to-be-made-public quality! (Link in the comments below, to fool the algorithm) Also: If you bought an advance ticket to the March 14th show that was cancelled, don't trash that email confirmation just yet.

I preferred it when the only singing that happened on balconies was done by young ladies attracting woodland creatures

Due to illness, and out of an abundance of caution, we have decided to heroically cancel our Saturday Sketchfest appearance and retire to our his & her fainting couches. If you purchased a ticket in advance the box office will be in touch with new show details.

Only 14 more sleeps until our Wednesday night show at @TOsketchfest! (I nap a lot.) https://t.co/hDt49fjf32

Wednesday night is our first of two shows at the Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival! But shows are not like heirs - the second one is just as good. So you can come see us on Saturday night, too.

Tomorrow is the last day to get $15 passes to our @TOsketchfest shows. Do you think my ancestors got rich by paying full price for theatre tickets? https://t.co/hDt49fjf32

Message received, @TOsketchfest, I will leave my Fabergé collection at home this year. https://t.co/zBVW4ibwhX

Lady Mary and I will be performing in TOsketchfest again this year, and we would like to remind you that we were embattled European aristocrats who repatriated to Canada before it was cool. https://t.co/HLFp1ItSHC

We're back at Toronto Sketchfest this year with shows on March 11 & 14! Ticket prices go up February 15, so snap them up now if you're a poor.

We're performing in this show tomorrow night, it'll be a nice change of pace from all the tediously unhaunted houses we've been in lately.