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Layan 27.01.2021

This song came out originally way before YouTube, in 2003 and I am still just as much curious as I was then, just...a bit more hesitantly, to know whot exactly was half-buried in the shallows off the tip of Mantauk Point, after a storm broke the second anchor line at 4 AM and the Captain knew to stay on board... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyIX84ti7ao

Layan 08.01.2021

I have a speech I want to read...I DON'T HAVE YOUR STAPLER, because it'smystapler, and IjustwannedtohavemystaplerandlistentomyRadioataReasonableVolumewhichYouSaidICouldDobutthenyou...took my favorite Stapler, and Office Space is one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time that could have saved us all from ourselves, if only people had recognized Satire for what it was, live...a reflection of the start (was it, even?) of a new extremely Toxic Global Corporate Culture, i...n which apparently all you have to do is say the words "I am an expert in X" and people will think that because you have access to the backend of Bit.ly that you actually are intelligent in any kind of business-related matters and/or affairs.... So anyway, do you or have you ever at any single given moment in this Our Past, think and/or thought that the film The Matrix is or was ever "edgy" ?? If so, you really should have taken the Blue Pill metaphor decades ago with me, man. SO simple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73pVhWXaUlM

Layan 24.12.2020

https://youtu.be/HxSBYJSVIAk So you think you can dance dodo dododo dooo....? ... But can you you swim? "Live every week like it's Shark Week, but probably learn to swim and use your gills or whatever Sharks have first, who can truly ever define that for Sharks, or tell them how to breathe under water or submerged in any depth of liquid? Do sharks float, or do they sink? Flunk? Flink?" - TJordan, in his Motivational Speech about Pigeons and their apparently evident lack of any self respect toward themselves, spoken in front of 30Rockafellas and their entire Plaza. It was really impressive.

Layan 10.12.2020

Teeeest...iiing...tessstiiing...TESTing, just testing. Hmm, so now, who's listening? :) Because, as it is is indeed quite known, yes, quite....We all do so remember and know that I said I already did the "negoti-ation" part, and now we are on to Parlay. Or...we are supposed to be but, this stage is a tad optional, after all.... Thing with parlering is...it has to be Public, otherwise it is OR could be as if it *never happened,* like, like it happened without a trace or was...in-audit-able hahaha... which is precisely why someone is in need of my PR help now, isn't it ? :)

Layan 22.11.2020

Hello, LRI? So, did you guys finally getyoFiN(d)eselves an iPádamabob to open your GDDoor for you like the rest of the DevelopED LaNDs?? If not, you should have a certain...hmm..MELiSSaaaa call me? If you worked there at all at the same time I did, then you SURE know that WE. ALLLL. KNOW!!! who I well mean here.... (HINT...There's quite a few of you so, you pick who gets to call me on your behalf, but also I want a call from Mr. can'tevenCHICKENdancewhatISthisLRIFAMly??) :) So yeah, you gonna call me)HoN(ts)eY ?? You see, what I did first was the first part: NegoScio. Now, is the 2nd part: TheParlay. Ssso now, we all know I speak all and more of all the Languages than and as you do soooo...what, is it my sibilantssss?? I said your name, do you remember mine? If not, youuu miiight want to and pretty quickly...I would suggest, perhaps...