Lutheran

We are playing our first show in almost 2 years tonight. Come get drunk and listen to us struggle through some death metal. Cheers

Hey. We got tossed on this last minute. We'll be playing our entire new album. Come check out Planet Eater . First live show for us in a couple years

What is the meaning of life? It ends...

Calm the fuck down facefuck

Facebook says to post something. So here is a positive message for everyone.

Thanks to all you fine folks that came out to the show last night. Amigos is always a good time. We had a blast blasting for you. Wasted Heretics and Singularity (Canada) both destroyed. We will be working on new music to record and release next year. Until then, keep fit and have fun and get pissed with some sabbath brews. Cheers you evil fucks

Half of our band has had a broken hand for the last month and a half. Which has slowed down work on getting the new album recorded. Hopefully things will be back to 100% in the near future so we can record some more disgusting death metal for you greasy fucks. It's coming soon. Until then check out our last album. Worship nothing and cheers!

TONIGHT! You can watch us struggle through our new album live (as well as a few off our last album), without having to see our ugly mugs in person. Check it out. Cheers!

It's BandCamp Day Add this to your playlist https://lutheranbastards.bandcamp.com/album/bible-camp

Our brothers in Pathetic released a new album. Death metal done proper. Give it a listen. Ripping album

We are being very careful regarding coffin 13. Despite The Reverence we managed to jam tonight. Cheers to all the fucks wearing face masks and eating toilet paper. You guys are keeping us alive. Thank you. Support the troops

Come check out this shindig in April. We are part of a monster lineup. All sorts of music for a great cause. Cheers you greasy fucks

Merry Valenchinos to all and to all a good night. Crush some liquor and crush some death metal. Happy birthday to Saint Serpentine