Mediocre Mom of 2

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It’s a good night to curl up and listen to my bullshit .. I’m about to crack a drink and record when the girls go to bed https://anchor.fm//Ep--3-apology--humble-pie--not-enough-s

It’s a rainy day. Putter around your house and listen to my bullshit https://anchor.fm//Ep--3-apology--humble-pie--not-enough-s... Also, share this so the Mom can hear my apology!

Facebook won’t show you my stuff unless I pay I refuse So if you see this, take a listen and share ... https://anchor.fm//Ep--3-apology--humble-pie--not-enough-s

How y’all doing? Me? I’m doing fine .. why do you ask? Is it my flyaways My bags... No utter destain for Sunday’s even though I love this day. Sunday’s are a weird thing. They are like an ice cream on a hot day. Delicious and so appreciated. But as soon as you pick it, it falls on the floor and then Monday pushes you over as you try to pick up the chunk of ice cream that doesn’t have rocks in it. Monday. She’s a nasty bitch.

I am sure we are all equally losing our minds. I am latching onto anything that makes me laugh because that’s what we all need most right now. Working from home with 2 kids and 2 dogs has been a reeeeeeal good time I am focusing on the silver lining. I am thankful to be able to remain employed while being able to take care of my girls at home so I can keep us all healthy and safe.... Now with that crock of shit being said, I was talking to my Mom and using my kids and dogs as examples of what’s happening at the office with my coworkers This made me laugh so hard and I thought what better time to laugh together than right now. So sip your wine, cider, or whatever Mom juice you have and give me an example so we can stay sane during this insane time Today at work one of my coworkers threw up and ate it while the other one waited to see if there was going to be any left. Then one of my coworkers forced out too many farts and shit her pants. I had to help her clean herself up while my other coworker walked around screaming YEEEET! LET’S GOOOO!!!!!!!! to absolutely any event that happened. Tell me about your day at the office

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Big & Little are watching Popeye. Little says you guys had to watch these in the oldendays?! I said well ... not that long ago! ... oh. I thought I was real old because it looks like static.... Take a seat, child

Took Big, Little, and their friend to their schools craft fair. Each had $10 Friend bought a crocheted bear Big bought earrings Little bought a tiara.... Then Little cried the whole way to the car and the whole way home because she didn’t have earrings or a bear. Happy Saturday. K