Messtival

Sup dummies, This long time Messtival veteran is launching an album today and you can catch the launch party as an online stream at this event. https://www.facebook.com/events/2357116034416791/ ... If you know what's good for you, you will take this footage and deep fake a porno with it.

Happy birthday Shawn Wilson , aka the realtor, aka wobble wallah , aka dank jenkem. What do you get the man that has everything ? Well he's pictured here sleeping standing up, which is kind of creepy... so I'd kind of assume he doesn't have a bed? But you can't really send him a bed on FB... But you can send him some birthday love and maybe a new name that he can perform under at messtival next summer. Or you can even share your displeasure with him cause there is a messtival next summer. It's like mostly his fault anyway...

Like the Germans of the 30s , or current day Republicans. We here at messtival couldn't have gotten where we are without a loyal propaganda machine. We'd like to thank Herr Doktor Alex Cook and all the great tireless work and disinformation he puts out over at The East. So please check the contest out , like and share all this stuff. And we would like you to go even further and support The East through Patreon. Unlike us, they do some real good for the scene and the Maritimes. So let's help keep this thing going.

Holidays got you down ? Weirded out by all the Jesus stuff ? Probably won't get any presents you actually want ? Well we here at Messtival HQ know all about dealing with sad, awkward and disappointing things. So we are here to suggest an amazing way to cheer yourself up, while still disappointing your family and loved ones. Check out this amazing contest by The East. You can win yourself a years worth of music festivals !!! That's enough to make Jesus come back again. So get on it before his dad uses his divine will to rig the contest.