Munchiez Food Services
Box 936 T1A7G8 Medicine Hat, AB, Canada

Who’s the top cat in China ? Chairman meow.

What would happen if I asked for a herbal tea ? Me; Nothing You mean you wouldn’t be fazed by such a request ? No, I mean you wouldn’t get one.

This weeks special will be the Piggy Burger ! Bacon and ham on a cheeseburger for the same price as a regular cheeseburger ! Yummy and a great deal. I’ve noticed that my kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave around the house is half full.

Just killed a massive spider crawling across the floor with my shoe. I don’t care how big a spider is, no one steals my shoe !

I met a flasher in the park, about to do his business. He told me he wanted to retire from flashing and that he was gonna just stick it out for a few more months...

We’ve been married over 30 years and my wife hasn’t changed from the day I married her. Mind you, she looks rather silly in that wedding dress every day now...

As we are an outside take-away, Munchiez Lunchtruck will continue operations. We will continue stringent cleaning regiments between client stops and offer hand sanitizer for our clients. We require clients to respect social distancing for an outside environment and continue to observe other AHS guidelines. This weeks special is a hot meatball sub; numerous baked meatballs smothered in a tomato sauce draped with cheese served on a torpedo bun, hot, tasty and filling ! Thought ...; Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean; you need to listen... Happy Mother’s Day !

I went to visit my wife in the hospital and took her flowers. My girlfriend will love them...

Hit snooze until the panic kicks in

A young lad robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors, but turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily, the judge was lenient, saying he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

This week’s special is a Dagwood; Roast beef,sliced turkey, ham, bbq sauce and cheese on a fresh torpedo bun ! I’ve started growing a beard thinking it says; Distinguished Gentleman . Instead, turns out it says; senior’s discount please....

I used to be in a band,we were called Lost Dog. Perhaps you’ve seen our posters ?