Professor Simon Galton

Jokes that only people in our industry will appreciate, #1000100: You have a problem, so you decide to use floating point numbers. Now you have 2.000000000000001 problems.

Jokes that only people in our industry will appreciate, #1000010: "Your systems are secure."

Jokes that only people in our industry will appreciate, #111111: What does networking seal say? Arp! Arp! Arp!

This is more true than you know. Think about that for a minute. https://xkcd.com/2347/

Jokes that only people in our industry will appreciate, #1000000: A programmer is going to the store. His wife asks him to stop in at the grocery store. "Get a loaf of bread," she requests, "and if they have eggs, get a dozen." The guy comes back with 12 loaves of bread. His wife is shocked. "Why did you get so much bread?" "They had eggs!" he proudly replied.