Serious Bag
630 Roselawn Ave. M5N1k8 Toronto, ON, Canada

"Okay, so maybe the reality of who you actually are kind of started to sink in when your last ex-girlfriend screamed the same words at you that your ex-wife had already said: You arrogant bastard! But come on, you're still a pretty decent guy, and even if you're not, it's not like you've got any shortage of friends (of the male and female variety) who want to spend time with you. Not to mention that you're one of the top dogs at work, and you know it. You're good-looking, you carry around this perfect leather bag, and you take women places they've never been before. Arrogant bastard, maybe, but honestly? You don't really care." Arrogant Bastard. SeriousBag.com

"Motherhood is not always a glamorous calling. In fact, it's rarely glamorous at all. Dealing with small humans that generally act like cavemen tend to leave women mourning the loss of the days when they could shower without a little hand sneaking in and turning the water to cold or dreading what they'll find when they get out. Thank goodness this bag exists. Big enough to fit in all the essentials for motherhood and stylish enough to make people think that you still put effort into your appearance. That gets a five-star rating for sure." 5 Stars Mom - SeriousBag.com

"You're the kind of guy who wakes up in the morning and sometimes gets hit between the nose with a shard of clarity, like, How on earth have I not been fired yet? Because even though you do your job and you do it well, your attitude about it sucksand everyone around you knows it. You're surly, you're rude, and you don't give a damn about making other people happy. You come in, put in your time and expertise, and you leave. The only thing you have a good attitude about is carrying this leather bag, since it means that you've got everything you need to get the job done and get home." Bad Attitude by SeriousBag.com

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"Being honest with yourself and maybe exaggerating a bit how important you are is not necessary a bad thing. And how can you not feel like bragging when you bring this magnificent vintage genuine leather briefcase every day at your office?" SeriousBag.com