Shahzana Naqqash

Received a hilarious one for a caring Generation.!! *GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* ! ... *Good Morning* At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2. If you want to borrow the car, press 3. If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4. If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5. If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6. If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7. If you want to come to eat here, press 8. If you need money, press 9. If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us on a holiday then start talking...we are listening ! *I love it every time I read this* !