S Khanna Bookkeeping Inc.
NA V3R 7C6 Surrey, BC, Canada

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular

Why did the accountant fall down? He lost his balance!

Have you heard the joke about the interesting accountant? No. Me neither!

What’s an accountant’s favourite book? 50 Shades of Grey

Why did the accountant burn down his office? Because he was trying to cook the books!

Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 1 year? Because on the box it said 8-12 Years

How do accountants make a bold fashion statement? By wearing their dark grey socks instead of the light grey

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends? Because they can wear causal clothes to work.

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I, the big guy next to me and the even bigger guy next to him are all accountants. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?" The first guy says, "No, I don't want to have to explain it three times."

What is a budget? An orderly system for living beyond your means

Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter