Sustenance For Consideration

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It's that time of year again. If you're looking for a cheap fun gift for Xmas, look no further than a copy of my book coupled with a pack of flushable wipes. My website is now featured on the fun shopping sites wannaspend.com and sassysanta.com. Check them out for other great ideas. Also, please share this post around so I can afford my new house.

They say that it's not good to find blood in your stool, but what if it was someone else's?

I would think that someone who does a lot of cannonballs into a pool, without a swimsuit on, has a much cleaner anus than those who don't.

Don't look up what spurious means.

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