Tetanus Comedy

Well everyone, It only took a world wide pandemic and the declaration of a state of emergency for Tetanus Comedy to cancel tonight's open mic. It's with a heavy heart that we must cancel tonight because the Rusty Nail pub has gone straight edge and has refused to let us run in the kitchen with the Ho Lee Chow staff. ... That being said, as soon as the Rusty Nail opens it's bright red door, you can bet we'll be there, ready to run! Can't wait to see y'all on the other side of lock down :) In the meantime.... Stay safe, Stay healthy, And please don't go crazy.. <3 TC

THE SHOW IS STILL ON! See you at 7:00 PM!THE SHOW IS STILL ON! See you at 7:00 PM!

Let get March break kick started!! COME OUT THIS SUNDAY MARCH 15TH to the Firkin on Danforth and meet these wonderful men of Tetanus Comedy Live! Y'all are in for a real treat this Sunday, as we've got a line up of pure comic gold for you guys! Opening: Dave Luca Featuring: Max Sheldrick... HEADLINING: Quinn C. Martin These guys are rockin' mics all over the city, but we've got them in one place, for one hour on Sunday evening, 7:30-8:30pm. Tickets are available through Eventbrite under Tetanus Comedy or payment in cash is accepted at the door. *Your ticket purchase comes with a drink ticket, wine draw raffle ticket, and the option for half price nachos*

This is the night to be here. We will try to keep them here but you guys are better at it!

We back. Show starts at 9 PM and ends until the list runs out. List goes up at 8 PM. Message either Eric or Sammy after 7:00 PM for a prebooked spot. These spots are first come, first served and they go fast. Come be apart of the real future of comedy at The Rusty Nail Pub at Woodbine and Danforth! P.S. Every time you call me an asshole when I'm on stage, you are dead naming me. I haven't been an asshole for decades...

That Rusty old Nail needs your attention again tonight guys, it’s lookin’ like a Tuesdayyy. Come and hang and do some comedy or watch, doesn’t matter, all will be enjoyed at 2022 Danforth!! Pre-booking starts at 7pm-8pm and then the list is out and ready for sign up at 8pm. Show starts roughly around 9pm and ends roughly (very roughly) around 11pm. Contact Tetanus Comedy, Eric De Beaumarchais or Sammy H for those pre-booked spots. See everyone tonight! ... See more

This Sunday we're kicking' off the beginning of March with our next line up for some dinning room comedy at the Firkin on Danforth! Doors at 7pm, show runs from 7:30-8:30pm. SUNDAY MARCH 1st LINE UP: Opening: Lior Cabessa... Featuring: Janice Israeloff Headlining: Mark Hughes Tickets are available through the link on our facebook page for Tetanus Live! and includes a drink ticket and a wine draw raffle ticket. Yes, an audience member always leaves with a bottle of wine Come check us out, we've got great comedy from local comics who love to do what they do. AND, half price nachos are available for those who purchase a ticket! Unfortunately, we only take cash payment at the door, see you there!

Tonight! Another edition of Tetanus Comedy is here. That means it's Tuesday. That also means the week isn't even close to over. So come grab a drink and see the future of comedy. You probably won't get stabbed. Show starts at 9:00 and ends with the last man in. Prebook your early or late spots at 7:00 by messaging either Sam or I. List goes up at 8:00 PM. Reach.... Want to get on Tetanus LIVE? Perform here. If we haven't booked you yet it doesn't mean we aren't still watching you. We don't book based on identity or seniority. We just want performers we can trust. See you tonight you filthy animals.

Tuesday’s at the Rusty Nail in full effect tonight! Guest hosting is your favourite genetic marvel Dino Bletsas who’s your personal guide through all the ruckus known to Tetanus Tuesday’s open mic. List goes out at 8pm, and Eric and myself will be there just a little later on... see y’all tonight!

TONIGHT! Here's our amazing line up! Come out to the Firkin on danforth and watch some amazing local comedic talent! It's a fun way to spend an hour on the Sunday of a long weekend! Opening: Mitchell Alvis Featuring: Dave Luca Headlining: Justin Sanchez... Doors at 7pm, show starts at 7:30-8:30 pm

That time of week again. Tuesday. The legendary day of the week. The only time you need to practice your funny business. Come out and get some. Show starts at 9 PM. Official sign-up at 8 PM. Prebooking starts at 7 PM. Get your prebook in fast because those spots are limited. See you at The Rusty Nail!

Same time. Same place. Show is running forever! 9 PM show time. 8 PM list time. 7 PM prebooking time.... Come by. Sorry for brief post but I'm at work. JAH BLESS.

Hey Rusty ladies and gents! The one and only killer Tetanus Momma herself is hosting our rowdy room tonight so come out and sign up! She always puts on a good show, and she takes care of our room like it’s her own. Guest host nights are a little different as there won’t be any pre-bookings through Tetanus. ... List goes out at 8pm, show runs from 9-11pm, all the Rusty Rules apply. Who knows, maybe there will be an Eric and Sammy drive by to make sure the riff raff stays to a manageable level. Or not. Have fun kids.