The Turd Collector

We’ll have you know That a lil dusting of snow Won’t stop this show From collecting turds a la mini Eskimo Ernie In the Burg today ... Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Follow our rhymes and turdy times on Facebook Instagram

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Do u c what I c Said the shepherd to the lil boy Taters, Turkey, stuffing and more Seconds away from my couch and a snore All these will surely give me the toots... So glad that the turd collectors on doody In case of the scoots Merry Christmas and a Turdific New Years to all our fur families and friends. Thanks for following our puns, rhymes, and story times. The Turd Collectors

Has the Shadow Pooper been dropping off extra poooresents? Doo u want them collected before Santa comes 15% off 1-time collections this holiday season We’ll put the scoop’n to his poop’n Call/text (519)842-0997... The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram See more

Doo these milder temps have you day dream’n of shedd’n ur winter coat, board’n a boat, feed’n a goat, fish’n in ur moat, OR adding a note to your Turd Doo List We can help check off turds on your doody list MID WINTER COLLECTIONS available ... Message us or call to book a time slot Rates starting at $65 for 1-time collections. call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram

Leav’n the gym after pump’n my tiny muscles, heading to Collect TURDS and trying to hustle, Couldn’t believe my luck when I ran into my old pal Jack Russell He wore a hat with style, a crest white-strip smile... Cool as a cucumber quick like a kitten, bobb’n and weav’n and steal’n kids mittens He spoke of ole times when kibble cost only a dime But what he missed most, was cinnamon toast crunch and scraps from the table kids threw him from brunch Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram Some folks collect stamps we prefer turds

Just you and your cattle dog Jack, Sipp’n back some nog, enjoying a blog, Mmmm you think what could be better, when from the corner of your eye You see you’re turd guy... Wearing his favourite Xmas sweater Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram Some folks collect stamps we prefer

Is your New Years resolution to get rid of doody pollution We have the solution So put your hands in the air Get that bun out of your hair... Take that clothespin off your nose Feel the grass between your toes Doo a Swayze barefoot dirty dance All around your yard Cause you pulled out our doody free card Wish’n everyone a Happy and Healthy 2021! The Turd Collector

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas turdy style I want a turd free yard for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? I’ll just call the gang that cleans up the poo... The Turd Collector’s near It’s the easiest thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh, what a joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes To see a crap free yard for all to share Thanks Linda Lingaitis for sending us this beauty song. Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector

On the turd day of Christmas my French bulldog Fred gave to me, 3 steamy treats that stuck to my bare feet. Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram ... Our gift certificates make great stocking stuffers See more

Did Turkey Chuck clickity cluck and make more muck for you to pick up. Let us take care of those turds while you enjoy your bird. Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector... Facebook Instagram See more

Don’t forget to check out Ruffin’s Simcoe for an awesome contest and great prizes.

I knew a Golden named Stella, She’d smile and wag at the fellas. Strum them a song, And chew on her Kong. Her coat nice and shiny,... Turds neat and tiny. Let’s raise up a beer for ole Stella Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector

Check out Ruffins Pet Centre- Simcoe for details. Thanks again Ruffins. Update... We have a bonus give-away prize. The Turd Collector is donating 'A weekly turd collection for one month' or ' a 1 time clean' for Norfolk County residents only. When posting your photos please comment you reside in Norfolk County for your chance to win this awesome service. Please like, comment and share this post for your chance to win! Help us find our smile! Post your favourite photo of you...r pet. Post your photo, like and share this post for a chance to win a $50 gift card! Winner will be announced September 30,2020. We can't wait to see all the photos!!! #ruffinspetcentre #petphotos #dogs #cats #birds #reptiles #smallanimals #smile #loveourpets #theturdcollector See more

Once there was a dog named Rover Who pooped on 4 leaf clovers His owner called The Turd Collector Who specializes in that doody sector And they headed off for Dover... Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram Dover/simcoe/Waterford(wed/thurs p/u) Tillsonburg/Delhi/Norwich (mon/tues p/u)

Doo’n some turdy work in Waterford. Thanks GIORGIO pizza for a great slice. Tonight’s math homework- Study doody graphs and pizza pie charts The Turd Collector... Call text(519)842-0997 Some folks collect stamps we prefer turds See more

Lil rhyme to get your Tuesday going, compliments of Linda Lingaitis from PigOut Niagara South. Thanks for DOO’n a great job at making us smile. There once was a gang from the 'Burg whose goal was to collect every turd ... from Dogs young and old who litter their lawns with their gold So let's all spread the word See more

A turdific Monday night seeing some of our furry clients in T-burg.

Asst. Branch Manager D-Dog(aka Lil Turd) had a great idea that we should branch out this fall and offer LEAF collection. Have Leafs? A dog? Both? Leaf the doody work for us. Order a combo #2 (leaf’n ’s) to go... We’ll leaf u doody free. Call/text(519)842-0997 for pricing [email protected] Seniors/combo discounts available

R ur turd pickers back in skool? Don’t let Dexter’s doody pile up like a stack of books . We’ll collect the mess while they enjoy recess. Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram ... See more

Got our toes in the water, Ur Turds in our van Not a worry in the world, An orange glow in our hands ... Life is good in Dover 2day Call text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram

Lessons with Banjo Benji you don’t wanna miss. We’ll stomp those turds in Tillsonburg. Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook Instagram

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R u sitting on the fence, thinking about horsing around with your fur buddy’s. We can giddy up those turds and get you headed to greener pastures. Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector... Facebook Instagram See more

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Thinking of sell’n your house? Move over Rover, we’ll check between your 4 ’s, even in Pt. dover. Call/text (519)842-0997 The Turd Collector Facebook instagram... Some folks collect stamps we prefer turds See more

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Would you rather spend an afternoon with your best bud Jenga Champ Jenna, OR pick up big old Jenna’s turds? That’s EZ PZ we’ll take care of the Turdzzz’s Call/text (519)842-0997... Lick Facebook The Turd Collector See more

Greyhound Gus says don’t miss the bus. Simcoe/Dover/Waterford collection today