Lucas Parker

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Slackline + barbell =

I flew through today's birdkout in the quackyard: 3 sets of 10 of each exercise: Ducklifts Breast press... Quack squat KettleBill swings Poached press. See more

Friday? More like Flyday. #Mood #CrossFitGames #CleanAndJerk #BarSlam #Physics #Levitation #IMustGo #MyPeopleNeedMe

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." BARWARS It is a period of peace and calm in the galaxy. Faces are uncovered, hands are chalked, and butts are slapped platonically by coaches. All are blissfully ignorant of the evil Sith Lord COVID and his sinister plot to eliminate all joy.... Our young hero, Luc ThighWalker, sharpens his skills with the heavysaber under the watchful eye of Master Broda. But even Broda could not prepare him for a future where Jar Jar Binks is president, Stormtroopers are blasting rubber bullets into people's eyes with pinpoint accuracy, and brother-sister incest erotica is almost totally destigmatized... #Starwars #BarWars #LukeSkywalker #LucThighwalker #Lightsaber #Heavysaber #Yoda #Broda #weightlifting #Nationals #Galaxies #PreCovid @ Tatooine See more