Perf Surf Alert

: Elon unveils childs name is the new global standardised unit of wave measurement. "Yeah was just at the Lookout sinking some jack dazzas watching scabs was about three X Æ A-12 few crew out and pumping" Also confirmed SpaceX astronauts re-entry will be between Tracks 12 - 15.

: Excess drinking in the comfort of your own home is still a better alternative than surfing scabs and going to the lookout, a shocking new meme found between track 15 & 16 during Cyclone Mangga depicted below confirms this theory

: JADEN SMITH HAS CT QUALIFICATION IN HIS SIGHTS Rumour has it once every third blue moon at the edge of Trigg point reef if you close your eyes, put in surf ears 3.0 and listen you can hear softly in the wind,'I am just an icon living I am just an icon living, living I-I-Icon living (woo) What you call an icon livin'? Start a record label, MSFTS just did it (woo)' Perf surf alerts trusty TMZ source (Stab magazine) has confirmed Jaden Smith has been spending his quarantine downtime preparing for a QS run next season guided by his coach Jadson Andre with Olympic and CT qualification in his sights.

: TOM AWARDED THE KEYS TO TRACK 16 FOR VALIANT AND INFORMING STORM SURF WARNING Move over Mark McGowan there’s a new golden boy of WA media, the trustworthy, experienced, noble, self-proclaimed duel Douth-Perth citizen Tom who isn’t afraid to go head to head with Cyclone Mangga. This random 22-year-old and avid Augusta surf enthusiast is now the trusted marine advisor and watchdog to domestic news outlets. ... Tom sent out a grave warning to not enter the water for those tempted by the 2-foot monster wind waves hammering the Perth coastline these past 24 hours. For those who don’t surf or those who picked it up during the pandemic, I know heaps of people up in Perth have picked it up, I’d be very worried that this would be their first real swell. To all those #Covidurfers you heard it here first from Tom, and he may save your life, we salute you sir, next round at the Lookout is on us. We’ll leave you with Tom’s final words of wisdom and our favourite paraphrase, While Tom will be playing it safe over the next few days, he said the biggest thing he’d miss from not being able to surf was that pure ecstasy when seeing friends get good waves. It's OK Tom we miss pure ecstasy too. https://www.watoday.com.au//no-one-should-be-out-experienc

The true spirit of Track 16, if you don't surf every session like its the QS is it really worth it?