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Hot off the press, the Midwives Association of British Columbia 2019-20 Annual Report!

Just LOVING working with ALL of our clients! Such terrific people doing such important work!

It was such a delight to work with Executive Director Elisabeth Ormandy to create the 2020-22 Strategic Plan for the very impressive Animals in Science Policy Institute. These folks are doing incredible work!

Looks like someone in my childhood hometown needs an editor! #ComoxValley #Courtenay #Santa

Pleased to share this hot-off-the-press work that showcases how Victoria's family physicians are working hard to affect real and sustainable improvements to the local health care system. Congratulations to the Victoria Division of Family Practice for a fantastic AGM event last night, and special thanks to the fantastic folks at Metropol Industries for all the hard work to help this project come together.

Too good to resist!