Verbulous Inc.

Verbulous engine: Julian says, "A woman I barely know caught Jocelyn, and then she told me that someone ate Waldo." Jocelyn comes into existence, doubts that the woman caught him. Waldo comes into existence, concludes that this is all hearsay. He doesn't believe it.

Some utterances our discourse engine spit out: Cyrus says, "I am my spouse." Melanie says, "I don't care that Bob is pleasing Barb slowly." We at Verbulous consider these grammatical bugs to be Features.

Gretchen's first sentence on the new, real discourse system: "I am beautiful." See? Her self-esteem improved with the actual alpha version.

We have a new, more muscular discourse system running today. Gretchen says: "Am I a chubby-chaser?" Next, Gretchen says: "I'm pretty, but nobody else thinks so."... Gretchen clearly has some Issues.

Heads Up to the four people who have ever looked at this page: We'll have a demo of our first phrase up and running in the next month or so!