Cesira's Italian Cuisine

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time! Lunch Specials For April 5 to 8/16 *B.L.T. Caesar-11.99... *Grilled Salmon & Goat Cheese Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Prosciutto, Asparagus & Provolone Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Good Week Everyone! Full Menus At cesiras.com

Nurse: "Doctor, the invisible man is here to see you." Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him right now!" Lunch Specials For March 29 to April 1/16 *Grilled Chicken Caesar-11.99... *Grilled Veggies Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Blushing Shrimp Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Have A Great Week! Full Menus At cesiras.com

If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!!! Lunch Specials For March 8 to 11/16 *Meatball Melt With Soup Or Salad-11.99... *Lemon-Pepper Sole Fillet Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Grilled Chicken & Peppers Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Good Week All!!! Full Menus At cesiras.com Please Note We Will Be Closed March Break Through To The Easter Weekend...March 13 To 28/16...Re-Opening On Tuesday March 29/16.

On a recent bowling trip, a fellow bowler from Flint said that he had a body like a Greek God!!! I had to remind him that Buddha was not Greek!!! Lunch Specials For March 1 to 4/16 *Lemon-Pepper Tilapia With Salad & Roast Potatoes-11.99... *Portabello & Peppers Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Sicilian Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Great Week Everyone!!! Full Menus At cesiras.com

A cop pulls over a speeding car one night & asks the driver to step out of the car. After checking over his license the officer says, "I notice your eyes are a little bloodshot, have you been drinking?" The man replies indignantly, "I notice your eyes are a little glazed officer, have you been eating doughnuts!" Lunch Specials For Feb. 23 to 26/16... *Homemade Soup & Caesar Salad-11.99 *Grilled Chicken Greek Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Goat Cheese & Grilled Veggies Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 See more

A fellow standing at the bar one night spots an attractive woman at the other end. He walks up to her and to strike up a conversation says, "Hey baby. What's your sign?" Without hesitation she replies, "Do Not Enter!!!" Lunch Specials For Feb 16 to 19/16 *Italian Shepherd's Pie With Soup Or Salad-11.99... *Turkey Club Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Salmon & Goat Cheese Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Hope All The Sweethearts Had A Great Valentine's Day! & Everyone Enjoyed Their Families On Monday! Full Menus At cesiras.com

Tom was visiting his dying friend Larry in the hospital.He asks Larry, "If there is baseball in heaven, find some way to come back & tell me!" Larry nods & passes away seconds later. That night in a dream Tom hears Larry's voice, "Good news & bad news," says Larry. "The good news, there really is baseball in heaven...The bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday!" Lunch Specials For Feb. 9 To 12/16 *Breaded Shrimp With Salad & Roast Potatoes-11.99... *Grilled Chicken Caesar Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Mediterranean Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Great Week All! Take your love out for Valentine's Day! Reservations 949-0600 Full Menus At cesiras.com

What kind of nails do carpenters hate to hit with their hammer? Fingernails! Lunch Specials For Feb. 2 To 5/16 *Lemon-Pepper Sole Fillet With Salad & Roast Potatoes-11.99... *B.L.T. Wrap With Homemade Soup Or Garden Salad-11.99 *Smoked Trout Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Good Week All! Don't Forget To Book For Valentine's Day! Full Menus At cesiras.com

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything!" Lunch Specials For Jan. 26 to 29/16 *Onion Soup & Fresh Garden Salad-11.99... *Smoked Beef & Swiss Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Chicken Tzatziki Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Have a Good Week! Avoid Disappointment, Book Now For Valentines Day! Full Menus At cesiras.com

A man crossing the border into Canada was asked by Canada Customs, "Where were you born?" The man said, "The United States." The Customs Officer then asked, "Which part?" The man replied, "My whole body!"... Lunch Specials For Jan. 19 to 22/16 *B.L.T. Caesar-11.99 *Grilled Salmon & Goat Cheese Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Prosciutto, Asparagus & Provolone Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Good Week Everyone! Full Menus At cesiras.com

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body; then are lefties the only people in their right mind??? Lunch Specials For Jan. 12 to 15/16 *Grilled Chicken Caesar-11.99 *Grilled Veggie Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99... *Blushing Shrimp Flat Bread & Soup Or Salad-11.99 Great Week All! Full Menus At cesiras.com

Two simple & naive fellows are planning a trip to Australia. One of the fathers gives them a bit of advice, "Don't trust those Aussie cab drivers! Never give them what they ask for; you haggle!" Upon arrival in Sidney, they take a cab to their hotel. The cabbie says, "OK, lads that will be $20." One fellow says, "Oh no you don't, my dad warned me about you cab drivers. You'll only get $15. from me!" The other fellow chirps in, "And you'll only be getting $15. from me as well!...' Lunch Specials For Jan, 5 to 8/16 *Meatball Melt With Homemade Soup Or Garden Salad-11.99 *Lemon-Pepper Sole Fillet Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Grilled Chicken & Peppers Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 A Very Happy New Year To One & All!!! Full Menus At cesiras.com

Why is Christmas Day like a day at the office? You do all the work and the big guy in the suit gets all the credit!!! Lunch Specials For Dec. 22 to 24/15 & Dec. 29 & 30/15 *Lemon-Pepper Tilapia With Salad & Roast Potatoes-11.99... *Portabello & Peppers Wrap With Soup Or Salad-11.99 *Sicilian Flat Bread With Soup Or Salad-11.99 Merry Christmas Everyone!!! Full Menus At cesiras.com