ConeDogs
RR1 T4C 1A1 Cochrane, AB, Canada

He may not be wearing his cone in this portrait but Fercone McConical is ready for any challenge. His specialty is fooling people into believing that he is a little slower than most ConeDogs in responding to a given situation but in fact he is busy calculating pi to one million decimal places while simultaneously tracking the movements of every ConeDog in his North American network. No wonder his head feels hot!

With that yearly tradition of gift giving rapidly approaching perhaps a book to read or a mug to drink hot chocolate would appeal to someone you are thinking of. Hit "Shop Now" if laughing to a dog explaining the benefits of conification appeals to you. For a mug, a card, a t-shirt and more go to: http://www.zazzle.ca/conedogs

Just one of the many job opportunities exclusive to ConeDogs. Just keep that mouthpiece clean! For more tips and cartoons, check out the book at: https://www.amazon.ca/ConeDogs-Tips-Care-Well-Being-ebook//

If you end up in this unfortunate position, don't panic! Breathe through the side of your mouth and pretend that you are a famous underwater explorer. You will fool all of the 2 leggers into believing you are being cute rather than in the middle of an embarrassing situation.

Some dogs are too big to play click and catch with. For them the kibble earning possibilities include coin catcher at the closest toll booth or parking lot. They naturally work the "Cash Only" lane and prefer paper money. See more job opportunities for your ConeDogs in the book, ConeDogs - Tips for Our Care and Well Being - available at: https://www.amazon.ca/ConeDogs-Tips-Care-Well-Being-ebook//