Norwegian Wood
Box 33 -- 361 Corfield Street V9P 2G3 Parksville, BC, Canada

Snow on Cedar Christmas Day 2021 at Norwegian Wood.

9 am Christmas morning -- from the front porch at The Benevolent Domain. (Peaceful.)

SILLY-NESS IS GOOD MEDICINE Recommended dose: 1 hr/day X 6 days per week.

Autumn in Norwegian Wood

AS WELCOME AS A HUG It's not important whether you miss us or you told the Light Bulb Maintenance Guy to f*** off, Olivia and I are keeping the home fires burning and there's a beverage waiting for you at Norwegian Wood.

IT'S A COASTAL THING... It's not really snowing here in Parksville, rather big gobs of wet soggy stuff are descending from somewhere up in the foggy, pale grey upper atmosphere. To borrow from an old seasonal song; "Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful. And since we've got no place to go,... Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" See more

THE RODENT RIGHTS COMMISSION of British Columbia may begin proceedings against the chief operating officers of the Benevolent Domain of Norwegian Wood in Parksville. (Photo: Eastern Cottontail, similar to the Skinnytail Rabbit.) Recently, Norwegian Wood representatives allegedly used the the "R" word when describing unwelcome rodents residing in the famous local landmark. One anonymous complainant stated: "We prefer to be known by our true name, Skinny-tail Rabbits." "Also, we are entitled to sixty days notice of eviction from any premises and we reserve the right of appeal before the Rodent Tenancy Branch."